Time for another share from my first writing portfolio -- 7th grade Honors English class at Jefferson Jr. High School (in Kearns, UT). Today I'll be sharing a bit of poetry. Make sure to grab a box of tissues because I'm almost certain you'll cry from laughter, agony, or perhaps pity for the sorry life I must have been living. Whatever the reason is, I hope you enjoy them as much as did! :)
Limerick Poem #1
I HAVE A SISTER NAMED ANGELA
SHE OFTEN ACTS LIKE A PILE OF...
SHE ACTS LIKE MY MOM
SHE IS A BON BON
SHE ALWAYS SAYS AND IS A DUH
Limerick Poem #2
ONCE IN A VERY LARGE ZOO
AN ELEPHANT TOOK A POO
IT FELL ON A MAN
HE'S FLAT AS A PAN
AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Limerick Poem #3
ONCE ON A VERY LONG STREET
A TRUCK DROPPED ON IT SOME MEAT
A DOG SAW IT FIRST
WAS READY TO BURST
AND SAID IT WAS PRETTY NEAT
Limerick Poem #4
THERE ONCE WAS A GUY IN A BAR
WHO HAD A COOL LOOKING CAR
'TILL ONE DAY WHEN HE
WAS TAKING A PEE
BY ACCIDENT PEED ON HIS CAR
Limerick Poem #5
THERE WAS A LADY NAMED SUE
WHO TRIED TO TAKE A BIG POO
SHE PUSHED HARD AND SHOUTED
THEN SAT DOWN AND POUTED
AND CRIED SAYING BOO AND HOO
See also:
Glimpse into 7th Grade - Take 1
Glimpse into 7th Grade - Take 3
Glimpse into 7th Grade - Take 4 (Final)
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